I’ve decided this is what I’m calling you now, though you know you’re not, and I know you’re not, and we’re both OK with it.
But they tell me everybody needs a name, and everybody needs a friend, so I guess I’m just killing two birds with one stone.
I’ve been meaning to write this for a little while, but I hadn’t yet decided what to call you, and you need to at least know that when you start a letter. So I didn’t. And then last week Facebook said you had a birthday coming.
So here it is, my birthday gift for you. A name and things you never knew. Read the full post here →